Bishop Eddie Long
"Ya'll scared now. Ain't nobody saying amen. Cause you figure I'm going to come up talk about what you did, where you was last night and how you did it! And who was on top!"
(Bishop Eddie Long, "Behind Shut Doors," July 25, 2004, BET)
"Certain places I don't go! I just can't handle it. I don't watch music videos. I can't handle it! Flick the T.V over there and everybody have a girl five of them in a bathtub. I'm saying Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm! Flick this thing boy! Flick it! Flick it! I had to go to TBN. Halleluyah! Praise the Lord! Then jump in bed with my wife. Now, back that thing up!"
(Bishop Eddie Long, "God Is After Himself")
"You wanna know if you are a man or a woman? Present your body [Bishop Long stands in front of the congregation and spreads his legs and puts his left arm to his side]! Look [Bishop Long bends forward and looks at his private parts]! It's either one or two things! One or two things! Just one or two!"
(Bishop Eddie Long, "Back to Basics," TBN, October 24, 2004)
"You wanna know why you broke? Cause you're friends are broke and you assemble around that problem. You wanna know why you unmarried? Cause your friends ain't married and you assemble around the problem. It's amazing! Cause the situation you wanna get out of is the people that you associate yourself with and then you come in agreement with that misery! So God can't break it because their power of agreement is great! Some of you are sick and you assemble yourself around sick folk and all you do all day is have a sick conversation! And then you come and complain that you ain't never happy! Look at your friends!"
(Bishop Eddie Long, "Behind Shut Doors," July 25, 2004, BET)
"I don't to have somebody tell me that Sunday I preached, I looked in the mirror and said to myself, "You preached!" Then I gave myself an offering."
(Bishop Eddie Long, TBN, Praise-A-Thon, March 29, 2004)
"You have been saved too long to be broke!"
(Bishop Eddie Long, TBN, Praise-A-Thon, March 29, 2004)
"God ain't broke!...And it won't, it does not take Him a long time to fill your pockets."
(Bishop Eddie Long, Highlights from the "Singles Conference 2004," BET, July 4, 2004)
"Some songs in church we shouldn't sing. Because we are convincing ourselves that we are powerless when we got power."
(Bishop Eddie Long, Men Of War Conference 2004, April 22, 2004)
"I need some brothers up in here to straighten up! Increased in stature! Stop slumping your shoulders! I am somebody! When I walk in someplace, somebody knows I don't walk broke! I don't walk broke down! I don't walk jacked up! I am somebody! Say, 'Increase!' I increase in wisdom! In stature and favor. You missed that! You missed that! I said, 'You missed that!' You have just been crowned with a new round of favor! Favor! Favor! Favor! Favor! Favor! Favor! Favor! Favor! Favor!"
(Bishop Eddie Long, "Highlights from Manpower 2004," T. D. Jakes Show, October 20, 2004)
"If you know God's with you, every man that gets in your way got to favor you! Some of you got turned down before you came here last week. Because somebody said you couldn't have something. There was a mortage, there was something. I'm here to make an anouncement. You take your but right back and sit there and look at them and say, 'I got favor with God! You better make up your mind and fall in line!'"
(Bishop Eddie Long, "Highlights from Manpower 2004," T. D. Jakes Show, October 20, 2004)
"...And then there was a man that God raised up in His belly of vision that could stand before God's assembly and God could come in agreement with Himself and speak things in the congregation of David. I said last night, last year when I was here, that God stands in the congregation of the mighty. I am here to declare to you tonight that we are going to do some praise here for a moment. And then Pastor Parsley is going to come up because whatever he declares he now gives permission to the angels to go before God. And whatever we say has got to happen. We can put stuff down tonight because we have the power to do it. And the Angel of the Lord is leading us."
(Bishop Eddie Long, "Dominion Camp Meeting 2004," TBN, July 6, 2004)
"How would you feel if I announced to you that if you declared something that it had to happen?"
(Bishop Eddie Long, There's Power in Your Words, March 2, 2003)
"You have enough glory in your mouth that when you declare a thing that it shall be established."
(Bishop Eddie Long, There's Power in Your Words, Part I, March 2, 2003)
"You have the power to save folk in sin, I need you to understand that. If you declare a thing it shall be established."
(Bishop Eddie Long, There's Power in Your Words, Part I, March 2, 2003)
"You have enough power to declare that even a sinner, I will bring him in."
(Bishop Eddie Long, There's Power in Your Words, Part I, March 2, 2003)
"Touch your neighbor and say, 'You got power in your mouth.' Tell them, 'There is power in your words.'"
(Bishop Eddie Long, There's Power in Your Words, Part I, March 2, 2003)
"If you go to the graveyard you better watch out! People might come crawling out of their graves because you got the manifesting power [When you speak words of faith]."
(Bishop Eddie Long, There's Power in Your Words, Part I, March 2, 2003)
"Everything that you have been speaking is coming."
(Bishop Eddie Long, There's Power in Your Words, Part II, March 5, 2003)
"It is important that you watch what you say. I don't want to fight your mind tonight, I want you in the spirit."
(Bishop Eddie Long, There's Power in Your Words, Part II, March 5, 2003)
"It is so important that you change your vocabulary. Alot of the stuff I found myself in, I spoke it."
(Bishop Eddie Long, There's Power in Your Words, Part II, March 5, 2003)
"Do you realize that there are folk in church who are all messed up because they got with folk who are messed up and they agreed with their mess up."
(Bishop Eddie Long, "Behind Shut Doors," July 25, 2004, BET)
"That's the reason why when you look in the mirror and you ought to say, 'Good morning God.' Now, I ain't talking about your flesh. I ain't talking about you. But inside of you there is a piece of God. And if you don't recognize that you'll call yourself wrecthed..."
(Bishop Eddie Long, "God Is After Himself,")
"My whole objective in life is to be His image, His duplicate, His witness and to show folk what He look like because, before nobody seen Him. Somebody say, 'I want to see God.' Here He is, look at me!"
(Bishop Eddie Long, "God Is After Himself,")
"I am subduing, I have dominion, I walk in authority!"
(Bishop Eddie Long, TBN, Praise-A-Thon, March 29, 2004)
"You gotta hear this! You gotta hear this! Any body that gets an answer as soon as you pray, God doesn't trust you anymore. Because, you can't wait and still be sanctified."
(Bishop Eddie Long, "Dominion Camp Meeting 2004," TBN, July 6, 2004)
"Poverty is a spirit and somebody needs a quick deliverance from the spirit of poverty right now in Jesus name. Don't be standing up there like you so grand and ain't no spirit in you. Ain't nothing bothering you, you just holy as, you broke and busted and messed up carrying a spirit of poverty and everytime you get something it's gone!"
(Bishop Eddie Long, "God Is After Himself,")
"The reason why your here is because you are sick of church. Your sick of hearing folk talk and no action. Your sick of being delivered from stuff several times. Your sick of all this fake and phoney stuff. Your sick of all that flesh glorying, your sick of that. And your sick of being poor, broke, and jacked up!"
(Bishop Eddie Long, Highlights from the "Singles Conference 2004," BET, July 4, 2004)
"For if we sin willfully after hearing Bishop Long. After we recieve the knowledge of the truth, there no longer remains a sacrifice to sin. But a certain fear and expectation of judgement and fiery indignation which will devour the adversary."
(Bishop Eddie Long, "God Is After Himself,")
"Ya'll playing with God this morning! Cuz I'm talking to a whole lot of folk that need a spirit out of you. I'm not saying you, I'm saying that spirit needs to get out. There some folk in here for the last time you hit your spouse. Cuz if you hit them again God is going to kill you. So, you might as well get here to the altar. Because, you got a spirit on you that needs to be taken care of."
(Bishop Eddie Long, "God Is After Himself,")
"I like the announcement, This is the day that the Lord has made. What it means is everything that you've believed for, everything that you hope for, if you can get enough faith today you don't have to wait 'til tomorrow. You can say, This is the day I get my healing, this is the day I get my breakthrough, this is the day I get my empowerment, and I shall be made glad. Somebody scream up in here! I'm trying to read a Scripture. Somebody accused me of not being spiritual. But I'm the kind of guy that when God steps in I don't interrupt God. I just speak what He placed in me. I happen to let you know, in case you're waiting on me to read something, I am a Scripture, I am a walking epistle, I am the Word of God, and so are you."
(Bishop Eddie Long, TBN, Praise-A-Thon, March 29, 2004. Bob Hunter "Contenders")
"If all you got is $5 give $6!"
(Bishop Eddie Long, TBN, Praise-A-Thon, March 29, 2004)
"TBN is the stage for the unvieling of the sons and daughters of God."
(Bishop Eddie Long, TBN, Praise-A-Thon, March 29, 2004)
"The double portion is TBN getting double it got last Praise-A-Thon a year ago. And when that happens the double portion will come to you."
(Bishop Eddie Long, TBN, Praise-A-Thon, March 29, 2004)
"Bishop Jakes, my spiritual father, has opened up many doors in ministry and I trust that through all these relationships God is allowing us to speak to the nations through this CD."
Note: T. D. Jakes is a false teacher that denies the Trinity. How in the world could any person call him their spiritual father?
"It does matter that I was born! Long after I leave they are still going to be calling my name. Because, I have ability! I'm talking to some warriors in the house."
(Bishop Eddie Long, Men Of War Conference 2004, April 24, 2004)
"I am looked at as one of the churches fathers. One of God's CEO's."
(Bishop Eddie Long, The Empowerment of Kings, 2/10/2002)
"When God created, say 'created.' When God created the Spirit Man...He sliced us off of Him. For generations we dwelled with him in spirit."
(Bishop Eddie Long, Behold We Are Like God, March 23, 2003)
"I want to speak something to you. I want to speak this to you. There is a destruction of the spirit of poverty thats hitting the body of Christ. And I pronounce right now over you that the spirit of poverty is destroyed. Not only off of you but your bloodline. Right now! In the mighty name of Jesus. I declare it in the name of Jesus. And if you agree with that you better shout at that!"
(Bishop Eddie Long, "ManPower 2003," BET Aired June 27, 2004)
"The doctor can X-Ray you and say, 'You got cancer.' And then you go home and God let me see, does Christ have cancer? If Christ don't, I don't have cancer. All I need to do is get a picture of what he looks like. Because, if I can see Him I become like Him."
(Bishop Eddie Long, "ManPower 2003," BET Aired June 27, 2004)
"I command healing in your body and continued prosperity. Again, I thank you partners for the Kingdom for sponsoring and making Taking Authority Possible."
(Bishop Eddie Long, BET Aired June 27, 2004)
"We're in a mature meeting and I don't have to read a scripture first. Can I mess with you and make you mad at me? A scripture introduced me and a scripture came up. Ya'll, You gotta understand that. It is time that the body of Christ comes into the recognition and revelation that you are a scripture. You don't think you went through all that hell being processed that somebody couldn't read God by looking at you? Do you not realize that when you show up God shows up? Do you not realize that your walk and your talk is the living word?"
(Bishop Eddie Long, "Dominion Camp Meeting 2004," TBN, July 6, 2004)